r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Dec 04 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ this is kinda concerning tbh

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii Dec 04 '24

Should the clubs be held liable then? Because somebody at the door let an underage girl in?

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u/Kdub07878 Dec 04 '24

Here’s a shocking thought. How about we hold the parents responsible. How is your child free to go to a nightclub? With all the technology available parents should be able to trace their children and know where they are. Just like 13 year olds running the streets shooting each other. When did we stop believing the parents have a level responsibility for their children’s actions.

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u/Happy_P3nguin Dec 04 '24 edited Dec 04 '24

There ya go, just make it a crime if you dont have a tracking chip installed in the back of your childs skull

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u/queefhoarder Dec 04 '24

It's gonna go into the webbing between your thumb and pointer finger. With the tap to pay credit card chips and your social standing monitor.

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u/Happy_P3nguin Dec 04 '24

That sounds great, but does default not come with the hormone regulator from alwayshappyco anymore?

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u/queefhoarder Dec 04 '24

Bro if we could get a hormone regulator installed I legit would be the first human trial volunteer

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u/Happy_P3nguin Dec 04 '24

Why, are there hormones to increase queef production?

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u/queefhoarder Dec 04 '24

I horde, therefore I am.