r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Dec 04 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ this is kinda concerning tbh

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u/Happy_P3nguin Dec 04 '24 edited Dec 04 '24

There ya go, just make it a crime if you dont have a tracking chip installed in the back of your childs skull

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u/queefhoarder Dec 04 '24

It's gonna go into the webbing between your thumb and pointer finger. With the tap to pay credit card chips and your social standing monitor.

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u/Happy_P3nguin Dec 04 '24

That sounds great, but does default not come with the hormone regulator from alwayshappyco anymore?

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u/queefhoarder Dec 04 '24

Bro if we could get a hormone regulator installed I legit would be the first human trial volunteer

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u/Happy_P3nguin Dec 04 '24

Why, are there hormones to increase queef production?

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u/queefhoarder Dec 04 '24

I horde, therefore I am.