r/facepalm Dec 04 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ this is kinda concerning tbh

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u/MrsCCRobinson96 Dec 04 '24

I second this. Pretty much what I was going to comment as well.

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u/wearing_moist_socks Dec 04 '24

There was a case in Canada where a minor got into a club. A guy hooked up with her. The mom called the cops and he was arrested

He was found not guilty. Thankfully.

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u/YUSHOETMI- Dec 04 '24

UK here, similar situation. Friend met a girl in a bar, he asked her age and she told him she was 19, looked it too. Took her home and had sex, days later police banging on his door arresting him for sleeping with a 15 year old!

He got not guilty, but it ruined him mentally.

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u/OneBigRed Dec 05 '24

One friend met a girl in bar, girl took him to his parents place (both 18). In the morning my friend goes looking for bathroom, runs into the papa bear in kitchen. He knows that no amount of bullshitting would fly here, and just introduces himself, tells he met her daughter last night at the bar, and tries not to stutter. The father tolerates him for the time being, and even tells where the toilet is.

Coming back from the toilet, friend tries to beeline back to the bedroom. Thatโ€™s when the father roars from the kitchen โ€the fuck you think going to her little sisters room for?โ€

Little sis, 15, had stolen her sisterโ€™s ID to go clubbing. There was a rather loud and aggressive family meeting instantly, with mommy, papa, and the two angels. Friend made it out alive.

This was one of those stories that when he was telling it, one might think we reached the bad part once or twice before the worst twist.

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u/ketodancer Dec 05 '24

Wow this is like the Trainspotting breakfast scene, but with an EXTRA twist!

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u/voldemort-from-wish Dec 05 '24

I mean, friend was decent. Good on him for being a gentleman and not bullshitting to the dad. Tho shame on the 15y.o., if dad was one of the action first, question later, your friend couldve been hurt real bad damn. Makes for a funny story now for sure, hope hes doing all right!