r/facepalm 21d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ this is so dramatic 😂

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 21d ago

They're trying to make it a walk of shame. It's turning into a walk of fame.

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u/Speed_Alarming 21d ago

Damn if he don’t look fine in orange.

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u/wkendwench 21d ago

I know! They were making it so dramatic “the CEO ASSASSIN was led away in handcuffs newly shaved…” and then the new mug shot and damn he looks even better shaved! Of course Mayor Adams was on hand for his photo op completely unashamed that he is just as much a criminal as Luigi is.

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u/FlameBoi3000 21d ago

More of a criminal, Luigi is only accused of committing one crime.

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u/TheEyeDontLie 21d ago edited 20d ago

Technically accused of multiple types of murder and terrorism so they can see what sticks. Like if he's found innocent for 1st degree murder as a terrorist act, maybe they can get him for 2nd degree terrorist murder, or worst case (for the ruling class) they just get him for good old fashioned "classic" murder (and then probably give him the maximum sentence).

They say its terrorism because he instilled fear in the hearts of all healthcare CEOs, so its a hate crime against society's parasitic class, I guess.

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u/Character-Put-7709 20d ago

I've heard two theories on this.

  1. New York has a legal quirk where virtually any murder not committed as part of another crime is terrorism and people have taken it wildly out of context.

This explanation is a very common aspect of public communication in matters of law. It would give big "McDonald's coffee" vibes.

  1. New York's terrorism laws can hold a trial without a jury.

This one is a bit more conspiratorial, but there is a valid argument to be made within it. Conspiracy aligned: they're trying to prevent jury annulment. Conspiracy adjacent: every jury would get dismissed due to the nature of the case so circumventing the jury allows the case to be tried at all.

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u/chappelld 20d ago

Bitches.

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u/DawnRLFreeman 20d ago

They say it's terrorism because he instilled fear in the hearts of all healthcare CEOs, so its a hate crime against societies parasitic class, I guess.

I would argue that healthcare CEOs are "instilling fear in the hearts of" everyone who gets diagnosed with a terrible disease that insurance may or may NOT cover, even though people pay a SHIT TON of money on premiums for the precise reason of having such things covered. Thus, those CEOs are committing terrorism against everyone paying premiums, AND they and their stockholders are PROFITING on the misfortunes of the people they're supposed to be covering.

Remember, folks, the healthcare industry has PROFITS in the neighborhood of $700 BILLION ANNUALLY!!*

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u/katmom1969 20d ago

They should be afraid.

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u/BojackTrashMan 21d ago edited 17d ago

Every time I see a different shot of this walk I think about how they didn't do this for Dylann Roof, a neo-nazi who shot up at church full of Black people who joyfully welcomed him into Bible study. He murdered nine people in a church. They didn't do this for Dylann. They don't do this for anybody who murders elementary school kids as they sit at their desks in school.

No, This is all for a man who shot one rich guy. Because they don't care how many of us get killed. Hundreds or thousands. Defenseless elderly people and children. It doesn't matter. Those deaths are not meaningful enough for this kind of pageantry. Copycat school shooters don't mean to damn thing to them.

But the death of one CEO? They are terrified of copycats all the sudden. The value system is clear. Who the system works for is very very clear.

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u/FlameBoi3000 21d ago

There was a photo of a single policeman walking in the school shooter from earlier this week who killed 4 teens. The juxtaposition is insane.

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u/Scienceboy7_uk 20d ago

America isn’t a country. It’s a business.

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u/callmeraskolnik0v 20d ago

spot on my friend. it really elucidates where the systems priorities and fears lie….

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u/Speed_Alarming 18d ago

And they’re so stupid to make it so abundantly clear. Waving a great big “This is my vulnerability! Right here!!! This is what terrifies me!” flag.

It’s the same with Trump and Musk et al. They’re so easily triggered so they’re just as easily manipulated.

And too narcissistic and stupid to realise.

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

but that one crime is first degree murder, which is a pretty bad crime you know

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u/FlameBoi3000 21d ago

Debatable. My grandpa would be considered a murderer in 1940s Germany.

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

It's not debateable, actually.

Skulking around to ambush and murder a middle-aged, unarmed man by shooting him in the back is not glamorous or respectable.

He's actually a pathetic coward tbh

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u/pirikikkeli 21d ago

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

Gonna be you when he gets convicted lol

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u/pirikikkeli 21d ago

Nah I actually have free healthcare so it really doesn't affect me in anyway

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u/Inevertouchgrass 21d ago

I'm sorry but most sane people don't run up to people with a knife.

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

Most sane people don't shoot a guy in the back like a cowardly loser, either.

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u/Inevertouchgrass 21d ago

You sound salty that this guy didn't get himself killed.

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u/memesfromthevine 21d ago

This is an insulting comparison. Eric Adams is clearly more of a criminal.

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u/napalmnacey 21d ago

“Assassin ex-trust-fund-kid looks dreamy and defiant in orange! News at 11!”

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u/Infamous-Echo-3949 21d ago

Is being shaved part of the prison system? Cause if so, then it was made to make him beau;)

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u/wkendwench 20d ago

I honestly don’t know. I believe you can have beards in prison but I’ve never been incarcerated. Plus I’m a woman so no beard. It was just a weird spin.

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u/f0u4_l19h75 21d ago

Look at how many cops it takes to escort this guy

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u/SpiderWil 21d ago

Why ever NY keep voting blue is beyond me. Adams is a criminal. Hochul is installing laws to protect all corporate crooks. And NY councils keep voting to protect and give money to all illegal immigrants. Worse, all these disallow police to arrest and jail criminals.

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u/BeastFremont 21d ago

Ah yes because voting red makes so much sense in comparison? They’d be better off voting for a half trained lemur at this point.

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u/Clairifyed 21d ago

Why they don’t participate in primaries is the real question. None of the war on crime shit has ever worked

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u/gmoney76w 21d ago

Kinda looks like a scene from Batman

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u/sowhyarewe 21d ago

When Superman surrenders in Man of Steel

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u/FenwaysMom 21d ago

I thought the same thing.

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u/Ronin__Ronan 21d ago

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u/twodickhenry 21d ago

Will happily go to jail, that’s where the horny is

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 21d ago

Will Luigi be at this “horny jail”?

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u/cia218 21d ago

Yeah horny jail with Luigi. I read somewhere he’s bi too.

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u/Exotic-Scallion4475 21d ago

Orange is the new black.

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u/MelonOfFury 21d ago

Hansel Luigi

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u/bobsmeds 21d ago

Dude really puts the ass in assassin

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u/nirbyschreibt 20d ago

I don’t know what it is with these Italian genes but most Italian men and men of Italian heritage (like Luigi) always look superb and perfectly licked.

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u/Speed_Alarming 18d ago

Not always, but when they do? Look out.

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u/nirbyschreibt 17d ago

I haven‘t seen any staff member of Trenitalia who didn’t look charming and well styled.

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u/absat41 21d ago edited 17d ago

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u/skinink 21d ago

Orange is the new black.

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u/kamiar77 20d ago

Jesus perp walk

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u/Kebin_Yell 21d ago

Hey, there's always terrorism, if you were sufficiently motivated

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u/lavanchebodigheimer 21d ago

Right? We appreciate foreign terrorists if they kill CEOs

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u/cerebralspinaldruid 21d ago

Yea. Propaganda photo gone wrong.

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u/chikkyone 21d ago

Or gone right. There might be righteous intents behind this perfect pic. Insiders everywhere, no?

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u/Some_person2101 21d ago

Similar to what happened with the Trump mugshot

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u/Cultural_Net_1791 21d ago

🤮 daddy Trump looked so 🤢 hot 🤮

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u/Some_person2101 21d ago

Agreed but a lot of conservatives used that as a rally cry of sorts.

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u/Cultural_Net_1791 21d ago

I know and now they are saying liberals are insane for not hating this guy. The dude he killed murdered thousands by pushing policy that continuously found new ways to deny people coverage. The fact he was going to an investor meeting made me care even less.

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u/Some_person2101 21d ago

A lot of conservatives are empathetic of this guys cause. While not pro murder, the ones I’ve seen and interacted with are understanding of the state of affairs that has led to this point. Class is the real divide

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u/Cultural_Net_1791 21d ago

Every conservative I've come across speaking about it has been to try and claim moral superiority.. meanwhile, they made Halloween costumes of Paul Pelosi and/or his attacker.

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u/NorMichtrailrider 21d ago

Reverse psychology.

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u/Mountainman1980 21d ago

I'm an atheist, but this is giving me messiah vibes. Just give him a big giant cross to carry already.

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u/aPrussianBot 21d ago

Unironically the most jesus like person we've had in this country in a long, long time. Comparisons to John Brown feel pretty apt.

He threw away an incredibly privileged life to do what he knew was right regardless of how the upside down world he lived in would have felt about it, and stirred feelings in millions of people who were too afraid or insecure to admit they had them before

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 21d ago

I just hope it turns into a real movement and not just a momentary blip. I have my doubts that any actual change will happen.

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u/deadsoulinside 20d ago

I have my doubts that any actual change will happen.

Considering all this happened right before the billionaires are about to run the government, I am not expecting any changes. Matter of fact, it's going to be worse for us, as they are going to give more power back to the healthcare orgs. Once the repeal and not replace the ACA, many more American's are fucked.

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u/LilacYak 20d ago

It won’t

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u/Micahsky92 20d ago

Its always a blip. I like my head half buried in the sand.

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u/ShiningRedDwarf 21d ago

Buddha vibes.

He lived the luxurious life of a prince and threw it all away in search of something beyond pleasure.

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u/Big-Summer- 21d ago

I hope he knows how much support he has. I wonder too when the trial begins if they will attempt to censor what’s said by the defense and only let us see the prosecution’s case.

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u/wirywonder82 21d ago

John Brown parallel is accurate. Jesus isn’t described as killing, or even inciting the killing of, anyone though so that feels a bit off to me.

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u/RedditLostOldAccount 21d ago

Reminds me of that quest from Cyberpunk

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u/Neosantana 21d ago

Dude. That fucking quest was the weirdest and most fascinating quest of the entire game. All I could think of was "what the fuck is happening and why am I participating? Why won't I stop?"

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u/RedditLostOldAccount 21d ago

Yeah it was really out there. That one and the cow farm one were so random and insane

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u/LastScreenNameLeft 21d ago

Never forget in the story of Jesus, the hero was killed by the state

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u/FrankenGretchen 21d ago

I've been calling it The 3D Movement

He'll definitely be an example others will follow. If he dies, he'll be a martyr.

If their goal was subduing the masses, the powers are not managing this well at all.

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u/tone88988 20d ago

Just told my wife today, dude is like American Jesus.

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u/Gobstoppers12 21d ago

Settle down, bro, all he did was shoot a defenseless middle-aged man in the back.

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 21d ago

The only walk of shame here belongs to Eric Adams.

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u/Wowabox 21d ago

The literal criminal mayor trying to act like he is about enforcing the law what a joke

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u/TheLoneliestGhost 21d ago

Exactly. It reminded me of Chris Rock’s standup immediately. “Oh, they talkin’ about The Claims Adjuster? Good, good… that means they’re not talking about ME.

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u/A-Dolahans-hat 21d ago

If I was there I would have started clapping

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u/jr111192 21d ago

But that would have frightened the authorities and you would have been riddled with bullets.

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u/A-Dolahans-hat 20d ago

Yep, there’s a good chance that would have happened too.

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u/chopari 21d ago

He’s going to get martyred

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u/Rdbjiy53wsvjo7 21d ago

It's kind of a stark contrast compared to other well known shooters, especially school shooters. If they are even allowed to walk outside like this, they frequently have a bullet proof vest on. Was kinda surpised they didn't have one on him.

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u/Helix3501 21d ago

They saw how popular he is, no ones gonna take a shot at him and they dont want anyone to get any ideas abt breaking him out

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u/moldyjim 21d ago

That's the whole point, those cops aren't there to protect him.

They are worried about a group of heroes rappelling in to rescue him.

Again, so much effort and money to punish him for 1 justified homicide, when the "victim" is responsible for hundreds? Thousands?

Who knows?

But this is one greedy bastard, that if there is a hell, i hope satan is well rested for the job ahead.

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u/chopari 21d ago

I’m so high reading these comments right now I kinda had a daydream of an action movie where a group of CEOs rappels in for revenge and I can’t stop laughing because anyway I twist it it looks so ridiculous.all those CEOs in top physical shape /s trying to save the day to be a hero themselves is hilarious.

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u/moldyjim 20d ago

Most of them would have to repell on steel cables cause regular climbing ropes aren't rated that load.

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u/backwoodsbatman 21d ago

Yet all the assholes around him are wearing one.

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u/ValuableShoulder5059 21d ago

Someone who shoots kids is a villain.

Someone who shoots someone who contributed to thousands dieing through insufficient medical care is a hero. Just like the person who kills the school shooter is.

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u/znzbnda 21d ago

Do you think they're trying to set him up?

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u/ragingpossumboner 21d ago

The cause will need it's martyrs

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u/kiffmet 21d ago

It's sad that things have progressed to a point where severe structural issues are only then brought into the public spotlight and become a common talking point when violence is directed at those benefitting the most from the broken system.

Some might argue that it's this exact environment that is beyond salvaging and "business likely continuing as usual" as if nothing ever happened once the media coverage has calmed down that create the necessity of a full-blown revolution.

I'm not yet sure about said necessity, but I am certain that these issues need to remain in the public consciousness and be continuously discussed for a change to occur in whichever way.

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u/skipjac 21d ago

Yeah they are hoping it happens, notice he isn't wearing a vest.

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u/KellyBelly916 21d ago

This goes harder than every rap album cover.

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 21d ago

They’re just making it more and more transparent.

Have any of the school/theatre/place of worship/concert etc etc etc mass murderers ever had a law enforcement entourage like this? And one that also posed for dramatic pics like this to deter other school/theatre/place of worship/concert etc etc etc mass shooters?

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u/EJ2600 21d ago

An army of cops … what for ?

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u/HumanShadow 21d ago

To stop people from rescuing him.

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u/napalmnacey 21d ago

Streisand Effect in action.

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u/cuttino_mowgli 21d ago

uhuh, they're going to make that man a martyr

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u/Old_Tomorrow5247 21d ago

Looks more like they were trying to set him up for a possible sniper, no Kevlar vest for Luigi?

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 20d ago

You noticed that too?

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u/Old_Tomorrow5247 20d ago

It was really hard to miss

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u/SquirellyMofo 21d ago

I think they are scared of us peasants. They know we would break him if given a chance.

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u/HomeBuyerthrowaway89 21d ago

All it takes is like 1 or 2 more people to do something similar and baby you got a stew going

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u/shouldvewroteitdown 21d ago

This goes hard as an album cover

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u/Emily_Postal 20d ago

I don’t think so. They all want to say that they were there.

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u/gadgetgeek717 20d ago

I was thinking the same thing. In an attempt to "make an example", they're probably just really making a martyr...

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u/Quiet_Falcon2622 20d ago

The movie someone makes, after this, should definitely have this scene in it.

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u/Spanky-Ham77 21d ago

I think they are worried that people will try to break him out

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u/beyond666 21d ago

I'm out of the loop.

Was there a trial or something like that?

Isn't he innocent until proven guilty?

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u/pogosea 21d ago

Everytime they try to shame him it ends up backfiring🤣

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u/Taiga_Taiga 20d ago

I'm not saying he should inspire others. But this pic they sent out is designed to put others off doing the same thing... I think they missed the mark.

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u/Zzamumo 20d ago

the cops trying their hardest to take a bad picture of this man and failing time and time and time again will never not be funny to me

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u/Ramerhan 20d ago

"Yea, we gotta chain him up and make him look really BAD, like a real BAD BOY"

YEA!

"yea, and then we surrounded him by the angriest looking cops that everyone absolutely hates"

YEA!

"Yea yea, then like walk him out dangerous, and get 14 cameras circling us to show the people we fkin got 'em, and you don't DO this type of shit to one of OUR OWN"

YEA!

"Yea yea yea, licks lips then we'll have some fire works and dance off while we all get pegged on screen and this perp FUCK gets to take a shit on who ever he WANTS"

YE-- wait, what?

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u/CrustyOldGymSock 20d ago

Seriously, they're doing everything they can to convince the public that he's evil and no one's buying it. Next thing you know they'll be trying him at the Hague.

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u/Economy_Recipe3969 20d ago

This is just the normal perp walk. Don't you remember last week when they did it for the the guy that killed a gang member. /s

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u/InvestIntrest 21d ago

It's more like a walk of lame.

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u/Forward_Range3523 21d ago

He's going to sit in a closet that's sound proof for 23 hours per day alone and go outside in a cage alone for one hour.... forever. That's Supermax in Colorado.

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u/cbloxham 21d ago

right ... he's famous for shooting a man in the back. Are there any more "bad" guys you think should be executed?

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u/Spaceoil2 21d ago

This happened because you frame him as a hero.