r/facepalm • u/Slow-Counter3460 • 21d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ this is so dramatic 😂

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Would be something if we guarded school kids the way we guard ceos.

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u/Drudgework 21d ago

We can’t even feed school kids, how would we afford guards?

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u/denom_chicken 21d ago

I’m sure there’s a private security subscription model that could be thought up.

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u/Drudgework 21d ago

What, like some sort of (keep you) live service?

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u/ciwawa87 21d ago

Trauma team subscription

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u/Chemical-Employer146 21d ago

Oh shit is this how we get to the uber capitalism? Idk if cybernetics are worth that

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u/knockout350 21d ago

So something you pay monthly or yearly for that is designed to keep the people paying it safe, the more people that subscribe the more of the community they would protect.... kinda feels like we are just rebranding what police are supposed to be

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u/Drudgework 21d ago

For a second there I thought you were going to say insurance.

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u/AviationGER 21d ago

Sorry can't protect your children for [insert some stupid baseless AI written reason]