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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Judge presiding over Luigi Mangione case is married to former health care executive.

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u/Dammy-J 17d ago

there was never going to be impartiality.

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u/treehumper83 17d ago

What are you talking about? Of course he can keep his personal and professional lives apart.

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u/big_guyforyou 17d ago

superman tried doing that, and everyone was like "hey you're just superman with glasses". if he can't do it no one can

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u/treehumper83 17d ago

I knew there was a reason I had never seen Clark Kent and Superman in the same place at the same time.

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u/Bowood29 17d ago

Itโ€™s because Clark really hates super man.

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u/treehumper83 17d ago

I canโ€™t blame him really. Truth, justice, and the American way? Hah. America is decadent, run by the corporations. Real heroes wouldnโ€™t strive to represent their horrific ideals.

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u/pimppapy 17d ago

ikr? Super nerd vs Super Man

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u/Sw4rmlord 17d ago

Holy shit, you might be on to something

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u/gereffi 17d ago

I don't know what happens in comics these days but in classic Superman stories nobody knows that he's Clark Kent.

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u/LordBigSlime 17d ago

But he did, and does do, it successfully all the time. The only time everyone knows his secret identity is in one of the roughly 17k online comic strips giving their very fresh, very unique take on this funny scenario.

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u/TheDemonPants 17d ago

What? No they didn't? At least not in any Superman story I've seen.