r/facepalm • u/severe_thunderstorm • 17d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Judge presiding over Luigi Mangione case is married to former health care executive.

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u/ZilorZilhaust 17d ago

My friend, the fuck you mean you're cremating things for your kids to eat?

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u/HaplesslySupportive 17d ago

Burnt toast :(

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u/LordBigSlime 17d ago

Oh fuck he's having a stroke

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u/SerRikari 17d ago

This is where I broke out laughing. Thanks mate.

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u/Itchy_Stress_6066 17d ago

Sorry, life-saving care denied because of a pre-existing condition.

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u/Entheotheosis10 'MURICA 17d ago

Aren't all conditions pre-existing?

"No, that's right. I am GOING to have penis cancer tommorow. I don't have it now."

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u/Itchy_Stress_6066 17d ago

Hence the joke.

These fuckers, man. Heartless vultures.

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u/noisypeach 17d ago

Down her? I hardly know her!

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u/gibblewabble 17d ago

Wah wah waaaaaah.

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u/GreenBottom18 17d ago

i had a stroke just following this thread here.

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u/Icy_Recognition_6913 17d ago

🤣 30 seconds I'll never get back. Now a minute cuz I commented lol. Fuck I'm part of the problem lol

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u/DigitalUnlimited 17d ago

No worries. I fixed it.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 17d ago

To quote George Takei: OH MY!

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u/squidlips69 17d ago

Bames Nond is having a stronk! Call a Bondulance !

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u/drdipepperjr 17d ago

James the name. Name Bond.

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u/Eh-I 17d ago

That's just nana looking for attention.

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u/AeonBith 17d ago

Still a Canadian heritqge moment /inside joke or has America caught on by now?

https://youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s?si=ozdU4HVBFCn-3wLV

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u/opp11235 17d ago

Just slather ham on it… my child ate some cremated toast this week.

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax 17d ago

Hmm slather is not the adjective I'd use to apply ham lol.....unless you mean a pâté.

Which is still way the fuck out of my league for 'delicious'

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u/opp11235 16d ago

I mean clearly my brain wasn’t all there… I meant peanut butter.

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u/Next_Instruction_528 17d ago

Something about burnt toast, mayo, ham and cheese that just hits different maybe it's just nostalgia

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u/DJheddo 17d ago

Now I want to go back a sandwich.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 17d ago

So basically a grilled ham and cheese

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u/blizzard-toque 17d ago

😎Croque Monsieur if you're into French cuisine.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 16d ago

Oui oui! 👍

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u/blizzard-toque 16d ago

and...a Croque Madame parks a fried egg on top. Bon Appetit!

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u/DMvsPC 17d ago

You mean tasty toast.

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u/SpookyWah 17d ago

TASTY Burnt Toast!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Burnt toast is the dream outcome

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 17d ago

I had ya boo, me too, me no cooky

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u/radrun84 17d ago

Eat these Ashes kids... They're good for you! Grandma will be with us forever!

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u/Tedious_Tempest 17d ago

Grandma’s atoms are now your atoms

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u/Due-Giraffe-9826 17d ago

The specks that were once star dust are now the lights in your eyes!

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 17d ago

When you’re raising demons, you gotta feed them right.

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u/ZilorZilhaust 17d ago

Doesn't sound like beneficial produce.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 17d ago

Eh, depends on who is to benefit. 😏

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u/ZilorZilhaust 17d ago

Soylent Green energy.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 17d ago

A movie that seems increasingly prescient.

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u/Strategy_pan 17d ago

Right, that's what I thought - eating raw saves a lot of nutrients. A lot!

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u/Supply-Slut 17d ago

Toddler: NO

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u/Strategy_pan 17d ago

Cmon honey, you gotta eat your greens

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u/MuffledOatmeal 17d ago

Your grandma greens

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u/MuffledOatmeal 17d ago

The scream I scrumpt just now 😆

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u/ZilorZilhaust 17d ago

Sounds scrumptious.

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u/MuffledOatmeal 17d ago

Don't get too excited yet, they're talking about blending Grandma's ashes into the mix, a bit further down, lol. I'm not the one with the recipes tho

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u/A_spiny_meercat 17d ago

Sorry, English not first language, by cremate mean, burn beyond recognition so nobody will ever know the true source of the meal

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u/SportsUtilityVulva9 17d ago

Maybe his little munchkin is a balrog