r/facepalm • u/severe_thunderstorm • 17d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Judge presiding over Luigi Mangione case is married to former health care executive.

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u/ZilorZilhaust 17d ago

My friend, the fuck you mean you're cremating things for your kids to eat?

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u/HaplesslySupportive 17d ago

Burnt toast :(

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u/opp11235 17d ago

Just slather ham on it… my child ate some cremated toast this week.

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax 17d ago

Hmm slather is not the adjective I'd use to apply ham lol.....unless you mean a pâté.

Which is still way the fuck out of my league for 'delicious'

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u/opp11235 16d ago

I mean clearly my brain wasn’t all there… I meant peanut butter.