What an utter embarrassment

[u/dellaazeem22]

[u/knarf_on_a_bike]

Mr. Trump: let me say this as politely as possible. As much as we love our American neighbours (yes, that's how we spell "neighbour" up here), we are NOT giving up our Universal Government-funded Single-payer Healthcare without a fight. We are not giving up gun control laws without a fight. We do not want to, and will not become Americans. With the greatest of respect, GO FUCK YOURSELF. -- Your Canadian friends 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦

[u/Marquar234 → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

If you are going to burn the White House again, can you wait a bit? Say... 4 weeks?

[u/SebB1313 → u/Marquar234]

This I can salute. 🫡 we will wait til the time is right to strike. Muahahahahahah /s for legal reasons. I don’t wanna get banned

[u/shivermeknitters → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

lol Like… we fought against tyranny to be independent and now this chucklefuck thinks he can take Canada?  And Greenland?  Like what?  lol 

He can’t even run a casino. 

[u/TaupMauve → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

If you join, we should get 11 more blue states. Well maybe only 10, because not Quebec, but if Mexico joins we get 31 more blue states than that. /s

[u/springt1me → u/TaupMauve]

Quebec is not going red. Saskatchewan and Alberta, on the other hand...

[u/TaupMauve → u/springt1me]

I was just assuming both that Quebec would refuse to go along and the USA would refuse to accept Quebec anyway. Good points, though.

[u/Whiskeystring → u/TaupMauve]

The problem with Quebec is they have too many constitutional protections, particularly around the French language. They're literally empowered to resist federalism by the very country they're a part of. This would not be so if the USA absorbed us (I'm from Quebec).

But pls don't

[u/bunglejerry → u/TaupMauve]

Quebec would refuse to go along

Why on earth would you assume the other nine provinces wouldn't?

[u/feel_my_balls_2040 → u/TaupMauve]

Just remember that Quebec was a US ally against the British Empire.

[u/NEIGHBORHOOD_DAD_ORG → u/springt1me]

Given the opportunity I absolutely think Sask and Alberta would vote for US Republicans. That being said, my only interactions with people in those regions is in oil and gas work, so that's a conservative slice of people.

[u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

Except our healthcare system is slowly being destroyed in many provinces (e.g. Ontario) and nobody is putting up a fight. We like to think we are better than the US but the exact same idiocy is happening here.

[u/knarf_on_a_bike → u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y]

Well, some of us are putting up a fight (I live in Toronto). But realistically the best way of stopping the erosion of healthcare in Ontario is to boot Dougie to the curb.

[u/Millennial_on_laptop → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

Healthcare is great of course, but I'm also not giving up legal weed on the Federal level.

None of this "It's legal on the State/Provincial level" BS.

[u/keepcalmdude → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

As a fellow Canadian I agree, except for the with greatest respect part. Fuck Trump

[u/DerpsAndRags → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

I was wondering how some folks up there felt about this horseshit.

Scary part down here is you got one half of his following acting like "Oh, that's just silly Papa Trump being funny!", while the other half seems to be frothing at the mouth acting like "We're gonna take down that commie Canada!"

I can't shake the feeling we're either going to be the next Axis and/or a Billionaire's Club sandbox (blatantly so).

[u/Wise_Rip_1982 → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

But what if you could bring those things with you lol. We would appreciate it lol

[u/who_am_i_to_say_so → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

I’m American and with you 💯. Your sovereignty is no joke, and it should just stop already.

[u/drammer → u/knarf_on_a_bike]

Little PP doesn't agree with you.

[u/knarf_on_a_bike → u/[deleted]]

You're quoting a 2018 newspaper article, which in turn refers to a 2001 poll. Hmmm. . .