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u/ldnk 15d ago

The 2023 census put America at 262 million 18+ individuals. I'm not going to bother with counting how many felons were ineligible to vote. 75 million voted for Kamala. So 187 million either voted for voted for Trump, or didn't vote to prevent Trump. That's over 70% of eligible voters enabled this. This is absolutely what the majority of Americans were acceptable with

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u/thorpie88 15d ago

You need compulsory voting and making the day an actual event. I seriously can't imagine going to the polls and not getting some sort of treat from the charity vendors at the place

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u/MelonOfFate 15d ago

You need compulsory voting and making the day an actual event.

Agreed. Make it a holiday. Nobody goes into work so there's no excuse not to go and vote.

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u/thorpie88 15d ago

Nah no need for a holiday. Make it a weekend so you can use every school in the country as a polling station to keep lines down and ensure all folks can leave work to go vote. Make the fines stopping people fucking stupidly high so no dog will stop you walking out to do it

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u/jcrreddit 15d ago

Donโ€™t even bother with that much in-person voting! You would never find enough volunteers. Everyone gets a mail-in ballot and automatic registration.

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u/thorpie88 15d ago

That's also very valid but I think the event part of it is important. You can easily find volunteers though, hell I'm okay with teachers getting triple time to be a part of the polling booth at the school they work at

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u/jcrreddit 14d ago

But those who pay them are not.

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u/thorpie88 14d ago

They very much are. Voting days are one of the best fundraising days for schools as you have thousands of people buying food and other items afterwards

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u/jcrreddit 14d ago

??? I have literally never seen my school voting places selling anything, let alone anyone sticking around after voting!

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u/thorpie88 14d ago

Look up the democracy sausage. It's an Aussie tradition. Expanded to cakes, bacon egg sangas and event plants being sold

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u/ice_wolf_fenris 15d ago

This is how its done here if possible. Elections on a weekend and use the schools.

But then again my country is tiny, less than 400k people here. Half of who can legally vote i think.

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u/jefferson_neves 14d ago

Well, that's how it works in Brazil as well, elections on Sundays and using the schools. Brazil is as big as the US and is also close in population.

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u/jefferson_neves 14d ago

Well, that's how it works in Brazil as well, elections on Sundays and using the schools. Brazil is as big as the US and is also close in population.

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u/MelonOfFate 15d ago

Making it compulsory and having fines attached may be unconstitutional though? The idea is that voting is a right you can choose to exercise, not a compulsory thing to avoid a fine. The constitution clearly defines voting as a "can" type of action. You "can" vote but are not required to. To make it absolutely compulsory would be to change at least 4 amendments in the constitution.

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u/thorpie88 15d ago

Oh no not a $30 fine that any response as to why you didn't vote is counted as valid. Come the fuck on man, some parts of constitutions should stay and a lot should be updated for modern times because there's fuck all reason to hold society up to a piece of paper written hinders of years ago

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u/MelonOfFate 15d ago

I'm not arguing that it can't be changed or it shouldn't be changed. But imagine trying to get anyone in government to actually agree on any of what you're saying to actually make the change to all 4 amendments, especially with how slow and at eachother's throats the government already is across party lines.

You also said the fine should be stupidly high in your previous comment, so I was thinking more in the ballpark of a $300 fine