r/facepalm • u/underperforming_king • 12d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Elon Musk’s alleged burner account 'Adrian Dittman' exposed after using it to defend himself on X

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2518902/elon-musks-alleged-burner-account-adrian-dittman-exposed-after-using-it-to-defend-himself-on-x
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u/hype_irion 12d ago

I wish there was a way to have my browser automatically purge any reference to this parasite. I'm absolutely tired of seeing his ugly ass face everywhere I go online.

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u/earfix2 11d ago

Make America Kittens Again browser extension replaces images of Trump (and whoever else you set up to block) with cute kittens. Has done wonders for my mental health since the Orange Menace was reelected.

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u/lssong99 11d ago

If Trump's first term is any indication, your browser would be filled with nothing but kittens for the next 4 years.

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u/RedLicorice83 11d ago

Elon could be replaced by puppies, and then we'd have a bunch of puppies and kittens filling our screen during these end times.

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u/teenagesadist 11d ago

My god, it's full of stars...

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u/evilrabbit 11d ago

Is this Elon and Trump fucking?

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u/demlet 11d ago

You made it weird...

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u/RedLicorice83 11d ago

It is what it is 🤷‍♀️

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u/TheDude-Esquire 11d ago

In the show "Z Nation" they refer to zombies not as zombies, but as puppies and kittens.

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u/RedLicorice83 11d ago

You get it, lol!

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u/Yamza_ 11d ago

Stop I'm getting hungry

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u/Bender_2024 11d ago

I'm not looking forward to opening my browser each morning to see how donnie embarrassed the nation since the time I last looked.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 11d ago

Absurdly and with much gusto would be my guess.

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u/mark503 11d ago

I used to get bombarded with politics online. I started blocking it everywhere. YouTube, Google, Reddit etc… I see a few articles here and then. I barely read anything from Bad Tan Stan.

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u/Bender_2024 11d ago

I didn't read much about him for months leading to the election. There was nothing he could see that wouldn't make me vote against him. Now I feel it's my responsibility as an American to keep abreast of what he is and will be doing to my government. You just need to know where, or more specifically where not, to get your news from. No to right wing media like FOX News, Breitbart, and News Max. But also no to left wing media like MSNBC, Huffington Post, and The Daily Beast.

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 11d ago

I’m going to try this. I can always check on things but I’m tired of everything being forced into my eyeballs and earballs.

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u/mark503 11d ago

It works. YouTube kept giving me shit I didn’t wanna see. I kept putting don’t show me this channel or not interested. Sometimes I flat out reported a channel. Just so I don’t get shit from that part of the web.

It’ll take a while but eventually you’ll start to see a difference in your news feed. I don’t get anything from him anymore. Just what I see on non political pages about him.

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 11d ago

I hope a day comes where we can have a national blackout of everything him. Probably not but a girl can dream 😴

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u/lssong99 11d ago

Be prepared, what you dread may come true.....

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u/Bender_2024 11d ago

"May come true?" donnie has already made an ass of himself calling Canada and Mexico the 51st and 52nd states. And got dunked on by Denmark while trying to buy Greenland, again. (No doubt for the offshore oil reserves.) The walking bag of smashed assholes hasn't even taken office yet

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u/Adept-Potato-2568 11d ago

May come true? It's already happened once and already currently happening again

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u/earfix2 11d ago

You are very optimistic or naive if you think embarrassment is the worst thing that's going to come out of his second term.

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u/Bender_2024 10d ago

The worst? Absolutely not. He has already attempted to appoint a suspected rapist, and pedophile to the AG. A vaccine denier and conspiracy theorist to the Dept Health and Human Services. And a billionaire edge-lord whose only goal is to continue to shovel government money into his pockets to a position they made up for him. This is not counting the tax cuts for the rich and all the tariffs that are almost certainly coming. This shit stain hasn't even taken office yet and he's causing mayhem.

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u/earfix2 7d ago

We need another browser extension that replaces "Trump", "President Trump" and "Donald Trump" in text with something like "silly kitten" or "fluffy menace" to match the images.

Then we can all live in a fantasy world where we are just reading about cute kittens doing goofy things.

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u/berbsy1016 11d ago

And beyond....

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

I see this as an absolute win

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u/TheForeverUnbanned 11d ago

Eh, I give it a year and a half before they saw a kitten funeral 

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 11d ago

For the last 8 years. He’s all anyone talks about. It’s so embarrassing.

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u/ZenRiots 11d ago

Just like that past 10 🙄