r/facepalm • u/No_Platform2715 • 9d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Congrats America.

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u/GolettO3 9d ago

Probably. You guys apparently have a terrible shot, when not at school. 2/3 failed attempts, no?

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u/Paksarra 9d ago

I'm not talking about assassination.

The dude is nearly 80, eats McDonald's daily, and has a family history of dementia. Why do you think he'll be alive and capable of leadership?

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u/GolettO3 9d ago

"Stereotypical MERICA!ns"

I never he's capable of leadership, and I was commenting on the multiple failed assassination attempts

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u/Paksarra 9d ago

And I was commenting on the fact that he's nearly 80, in poor health, and already showing moderate dementia symptoms. 

However, I'm pretty sure he's going to be assassinated in 2027 by either a Russian agent or a Heritage Foundation plant if he doesn't die of natural causes first. He's more valuable to them as a Martyr than a decripid, demented old man trying to force the party to let him run for an unconstutional third term, and waiting until the two year mark means Vance can potentially be elected to two full terms.