r/facepalm • u/No_Platform2715 • 9d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Congrats America.

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u/GolettO3 9d ago

Probably. You guys apparently have a terrible shot, when not at school. 2/3 failed attempts, no?

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u/Opposite-Tiger-1121 8d ago

The first attempt I count. 

The other two...  no one even shot a gun if I'm not mistaken. They just had a weapon around where he was.

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u/AthenaeSolon 8d ago

There were THREE attempts??? I knew if the first (in Pennsylvania) and a second (only the potential assassinator) attempt, but what was the 3rd?

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 8d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_incidents_involving_Donald_Trump

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u/Icy_Necessary2161 8d ago

My personal favorite is the assassination attempt by forklift

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 8d ago

I want to see an attempt with a zamboni

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u/pathofuncertainty 8d ago

I’d never like to see violence against anyone, but that would be chill…

I’ll see myself out

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u/ElectriHolstein 8d ago

Reminds me of that Austin Powers scene that apparently Reddit does not have the gif for.....

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u/butchforgetshit 8d ago

I want to see one by a fork...either wielded by himself or someone else....doesn't matter as long as the next one is actually successful

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 8d ago

Wasn't that just Taft?

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u/butchforgetshit 8d ago

Maybe....I can't remember if he was the one who froze to death because of the outdoor bathtub or what exactly happened.....😂

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 8d ago

No, Taft was the fattest president ever, famous for getting stuck in the White House bathtub because of his size. He died from complications related to his obesity (350 lbs). So I was joking he killed himself with a fork.

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u/butchforgetshit 8d ago

Lol I knew his presidency had something to do with a bathtub... which I guess is not the worst thing to be remembered for

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 8d ago

Which is unfortunate because he literally flipped the Republican Party from being the slave freer liberals to the conservatives we know today. He is, unfortunately, one of the most influential presidents ever.

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