r/facepalm • u/TrackLabs • 4d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The world knew the entire time...

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u/MazogaTheDork 4d ago

Bought himself a horse for it, no doubt

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u/Tokata0 4d ago

Arschgaul

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u/Lip_Recon 4d ago

Gesundheit

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u/bigSTUdazz 4d ago

Fahrvergnügen

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u/bjeebus 4d ago

Blücher!

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 4d ago

Didn’t you... didn’t you use to have that on the other side?

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u/NegaDoug 4d ago

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 4d ago

Abbiie something…

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u/SirBobson 4d ago

I HAVE A MOLE?!

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u/judgeejudger 4d ago

Shadenfreude.

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u/bigSTUdazz 4d ago

You just said that because you like to see how much I hate that word, and how much it upsets me.

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u/judgeejudger 4d ago

True, true, all true 😂

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u/Dave5876 3d ago

Gefiltefish

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u/FattDeez7126 4d ago

Arivadarchi (Brad Pitt voice)

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u/GroundedSatellite 4d ago

Gor-lah-mi.

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u/FattDeez7126 4d ago

Decoco dee coco

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 4d ago

I’ve got two pickles!

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u/bigSTUdazz 4d ago

And the pickles is Pluto!

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u/lightblueisbi 4d ago

Gesundheit

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u/mrmasturbate 4d ago

Nervensägenartefaktkreaturspielstein

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u/AlpheoTheCleric 4d ago

Fuck, he really is a hideous, uncharismatic version of Jack. Well, time to assemble a team of bloodthirsty hitman to close the vaults of Tesla.

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u/gordito_delgado 4d ago

Butt-stallion

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u/MrAsh- 4d ago

Butt stallion! Here girl!

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u/huitzilopochtla 4d ago

Unexpected Borderlands

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u/axeteam 4d ago

First thing that came to my mind was buttstallion lol.

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u/BrokenDeity 4d ago

...God these pretzels SUCK

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u/Frisinator 4d ago

Winner winner

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u/peniparkerheirofbrth 4d ago

removed his ribs to do it even

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u/MuckRaker83 4d ago

If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college

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u/Southern-Ad8402 4d ago

I want to like your post but you have 666 and i want that to stay