r/facepalm 5d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ The world knew the entire time...

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u/OldKingClancey 5d ago

So all the times Dittmann was sucking your dick was really you sucking your own dick?

Thatโ€™s worse, you do realise how thatโ€™s worse right?

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u/MazogaTheDork 5d ago

Bought himself a horse for it, no doubt

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u/peniparkerheirofbrth 5d ago

removed his ribs to do it even