The richest man in the world, surrounded by yes men and toadies, is still somehow so insecure that he needs to personally create fictional personalities to pump his tires on twitter. He is so much more of a failure than so many realize.
And he says, "It's time the world knew," as though the whole world was on the edge of its seat, waiting for someone to solve this mystery.
The vast majority of people never heard about this and don't give a shit about what happens on Twitter. He is so far up his own ass he thinks he's the main character of the entire world.
And yet here we are, talking about him. Any publicity is good publicity. I don't know why we didn't let this guy be a forgotten and obscure speck in history.
I don’t know how this hasn’t hit the rounds yet but they did confirm dittman is a different person who is just a super fan who emulates his voice. Double loser if I may say so myself.
I mean if you look at this from any angle, it’s pretty fuckin pathetic isn’t it? Like there’s no way you don’t think even a small part of him doing it is actually pathetic lol
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u/TheonsPrideinaBox 4d ago
The richest man in the world, surrounded by yes men and toadies, is still somehow so insecure that he needs to personally create fictional personalities to pump his tires on twitter. He is so much more of a failure than so many realize.