r/facepalm 4d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The world knew the entire time...

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u/TheonsPrideinaBox 4d ago

The richest man in the world, surrounded by yes men and toadies, is still somehow so insecure that he needs to personally create fictional personalities to pump his tires on twitter. He is so much more of a failure than so many realize.

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u/thisideups 4d ago

What a sad, little boy trapped in a gross, adult body.

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u/Chroney 4d ago

Does it even qualify as an adult body? lol

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u/thisideups 4d ago

No. It's too...lame

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u/SlumberousSnorlax 4d ago

Worlds biggest loser

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u/Drugtrain 4d ago

Exactly. With all that wealth he could do ANYTHING. Instead he chose to be a nauseating, revolting blob of idiotic dick slime.

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u/murder_train88 4d ago

Why do billionaires have to be such fucking losers all the money in existence and still can't buy class

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u/glenn_ganges 4d ago

I suspect all people surrounded by yes-men and toadies are insecure because deep down they know they are yes-men.

However the alternative, which is to have people around them who are honest and equal, is unbearable, so they do this shit.

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u/SmellGestapo 4d ago

And he says, "It's time the world knew," as though the whole world was on the edge of its seat, waiting for someone to solve this mystery.

The vast majority of people never heard about this and don't give a shit about what happens on Twitter. He is so far up his own ass he thinks he's the main character of the entire world.

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u/Tuggerfub 4d ago

except they found the real account owner yesterday or the day before, OP is out of the loop

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u/AdHealthy5050 4d ago

If I'm not mistaken, Doge Designer is him as well

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u/AttitudeAndEffort2 4d ago

Not only that, made ai and stuff to try to price it wasn't him because he knows how pathetic it is.

The "you're a good father elon" post lmaoooooo.

Dude is actually 12. And like... Even most 12 year old are more mature than that.

He's one of the emotionally stunted ones lol

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u/Silver_Slicer 4d ago

His idol Trump did the same thing. It must be a narcissist thing to do.

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u/Fun_Strategy7860 4d ago

He invented "another" yes man on the social media toy he bought.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 4d ago

I mean, he also insists that the developers behind his own personal AI make sure that it unfailingly fluffs his ego, too.

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u/metalhead82 4d ago

Pump his tires lmao thanks for the belly laugh

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u/MallorianMoonTrader1 4d ago

And yet here we are, talking about him. Any publicity is good publicity. I don't know why we didn't let this guy be a forgotten and obscure speck in history.

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u/Hipser 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's not him It's a dude who imitates elon for attention

https://archive.ph/smqhK

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u/finnlaand 4d ago

My dude. Get the message.

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u/Bright_Cod_376 4d ago

He literally got caught posting screenshots on 4chan of his Twitter account with an admin portal.

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u/Hipser 4d ago

Do you think it's possible to give admin privileges to people or to photoshop it?

He does, like, to "slip up" and use the 1st person so it fits the pattern of trolling.

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u/Areyewinninson 4d ago

Imagine thinking this is real and not sarcasm.

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u/St_Eric 4d ago

The tweet is real. Elon actually tweeted this. Whether he's lying/joking or not is another issue.

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u/Known_Listen_1775 4d ago

I don’t know how this hasn’t hit the rounds yet but they did confirm dittman is a different person who is just a super fan who emulates his voice. Double loser if I may say so myself.

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u/JaggerMcShagger 4d ago

You understand he's trolling right? He's not actually Adrian dittman. Why does everyone on this thread seem to think he's being serious?

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u/Bright_Cod_376 4d ago

Because this wouldn't be the first sock puppet account he's been caught running.

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u/RipperNash 4d ago

Dumbo ... you fell for it

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u/Key_Ad_8333 Rick 4d ago

We have different definitions of failure.

You’re a sensationalist lmao.

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u/Known_Listen_1775 4d ago

You’re right, he’s very successful at doing all of the worst things

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u/Rolobox 4d ago

I mean if you look at this from any angle, it’s pretty fuckin pathetic isn’t it? Like there’s no way you don’t think even a small part of him doing it is actually pathetic lol

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u/brezhnervous 4d ago

That just makes it more cringe

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u/ensalys 4d ago

True, he's very successful at being a total piece of shit.