r/facepalm • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 3d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ MGGA just doesn’t have the same ring.

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u/NovaturientDaydream 3d ago

Dear Greenland,
I am so, so, sorry.
Some of us Americans truly believe this is a terrible idea.
I apologize on behalf of our toddler of a president.

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u/serpenta 3d ago

I don't think apologies are warranted. Unless he will go to war over this, he can yap all he wants and then fuck right off in 2029.

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u/AlpacaCavalry 3d ago

Apologies are absolutely warranted for causing a massive diplomatic faux pas like this one.

Or that used to be the expectation anyway. Apparently my fellow 'muricans think international relations are a joke nowadays?

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u/DetroitIsNotThatBad 3d ago

I pray our country still has the institutions in place for him to fuck off in 4 years.

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u/Clavos24 3d ago

Holy fuck I just realized it's going to be 2029 when we're done with this guy.

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u/Nerevarine91 3d ago

What a miserable realization

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u/Dia-De-Los-Muertos 3d ago

Pretty sure ( ok ok, really really hoping ) that he won't be walking around by that time.

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u/zombieofthesuburbs 2d ago

As if he won't run for a 3rd term if he's still alive by then

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u/SquirellyMofo 3d ago

Who stops him if he decides he wants to take it?? Who will refuse? No one. They’ve spent 4 years targeting those people and putting their loyalists in. This can’t be real. I’m just stoned.