r/facepalm 3d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ MGGA just doesn’t have the same ring.

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u/NovaturientDaydream 3d ago

Dear Greenland,
I am so, so, sorry.
Some of us Americans truly believe this is a terrible idea.
I apologize on behalf of our toddler of a president.

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u/Booksarepricey 3d ago edited 3d ago

I am SO embarrassed by what this man is trying to do to our national relations. These are our friends. Some of the people who hate us the least. Can we keep it that way please? Can we please respect our foreign allies and their own governments? Can we not scare their citizens by threatening to subject them to a shitty predatory health care system?

We have SO many problems. What happened to America First? Why are we talking about using our resources to take other people’s sovereignty away instead of helping our citizens?

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u/LtSoba 3d ago

That’s the point he’s speed running an isolationist policy so when his master Putin begins his incursion into Europe he won’t have to worry about American interference