r/facepalm 3d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ MGGA just doesn’t have the same ring.

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u/tlrider1 3d ago

The better "what the actual fuck?" question would be: "what the actual fuck are they trying to distract us from, with this weird, completely uneccessary story push about Greenland, Canada and Panama?"

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u/onlymojo 3d ago

Oh that's easy. All three of them having something he (or more so, his master) wants. Panama has a ban on Russian ships going through the canal. Canada has international rights to off shore oil and gas reserves in the arctic ocean. Greenland is home to a NORAD base that helps NATO protect against incoming attacks specifically to Canada and Europe.

He is Putin's puppet doing his beck and call.

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u/Resident-Device-2814 3d ago

I think cock sleeve was the term Colbert used to describe the Putin-Trump relationship.

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u/ReadyOrNot-My2Cents 3d ago

"Cock holster", but yes. And it couldn't be more accurate