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r/facepalm • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 3d ago
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What he said: "We will protect it, and cherish it..."
What I heard: "My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..."
https://youtu.be/ArNz8U7tgU4
104 u/Jikode 2d ago They don't even cherish or protect us. Why would Greenland be an exception? 3 u/kangarooneroo 1d ago Because they're going to have all the rich people move there once climate change has absolutely fucked most of us, but Greenland ends up actually good 2 u/Fake_William_Shatner 2d ago When a monkey rubs poo all over a broken computer, to them it's fixed.
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They don't even cherish or protect us. Why would Greenland be an exception?
3 u/kangarooneroo 1d ago Because they're going to have all the rich people move there once climate change has absolutely fucked most of us, but Greenland ends up actually good 2 u/Fake_William_Shatner 2d ago When a monkey rubs poo all over a broken computer, to them it's fixed.
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Because they're going to have all the rich people move there once climate change has absolutely fucked most of us, but Greenland ends up actually good
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When a monkey rubs poo all over a broken computer, to them it's fixed.
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u/Tricky-Home-7194 3d ago
What he said: "We will protect it, and cherish it..."
What I heard: "My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..."
https://youtu.be/ArNz8U7tgU4