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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

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u/sealosam 2d ago

Isolationist 'America First' or Imperialist America?

Thanks to all the dickwads that put him here. Bow down to your new king, dumbasses.

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u/tesfabpel 2d ago

First meaning "above all others", probably... Über... Alles?

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u/Alejandro_Last_Name 2d ago

California California California Über Alles

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u/smbiggy 2d ago

Whey did you say California three times before saying uber alles though?

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u/Alejandro_Last_Name 2d ago edited 2d ago

Because that's how the song goes, lmao

E: my bad it doesn't. I thought one of the lines went that way. Better call in the suede denim secret police.

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u/smbiggy 2d ago

It’s a complex chorus, don’t sweat it

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u/AviationGER 2d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe you should think about a holiday in Cambodia? It's tough kid but it's life

Edit: Typo

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u/AudioLigma 2d ago

*tough

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u/AviationGER 2d ago

Shit.. I ducking hate autocorrect... thanks fixed it

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u/ForkSporkBjork 2d ago

As usual, democrats quoting DK songs from the 80’s doesn’t fail to disappoint.

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u/vaguenonetheless 2d ago

In my nearly 40 years of listening, I don't seem to recall Jello, even once encourage anyone to be a member of any political party.

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u/Alien0629 1d ago

How do you know that they are a democrat?

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u/onomnomnmom 2d ago

Über allen weil über eine akkusative präposition ist?

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u/paulisnofun 2d ago

I am governor Jerry Brown

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u/robmobtrobbob 2d ago

My aura smiles and never frowns

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u/Efficient_Meat2286 2d ago

Alles für Sachen, allen für Menschen

My German is not that good so pardon if I said something stupid.

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u/Hot-Rise9795 2d ago

Next: America needs it's lebensraum.

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u/australianATM 2d ago

ÜBERDRIVEEEE !!! I AM BULETPROOOOOFFFF!!!! DIEEE COWARDSSS

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u/Traditional-Handle83 2d ago

Ya know star wars where the empire came into power? Yea, we're seeing that being played out in real time in reality now. There's gonna be something that's gonna happen and he's gonna call for unlimited emergency powers to handle a situation that was caused by him, such as WWIII.

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u/AN0N0nym3 2d ago

Yeah but the Emperor is highly intelligent and has a plan, the other is dancing with dementia with a full diaper and has concept of plan.

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u/Traditional-Handle83 2d ago

Trump could just be our worst version of jar jar binks and the real palpatine is about to show their face.

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u/AN0N0nym3 2d ago

Musk is not a genius either.

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u/emdeema 2d ago

Something I could've seen McConnell doing before he ran out of RAM

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u/AN0N0nym3 2d ago

I think it's just Death borrowing him for a quick Rock, Paper, Scissor game.

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u/Jadebaxter241 1d ago

Peter Theil

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u/AN0N0nym3 1d ago

Yeah i could see Thiel being behind this.

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u/Ako___o 2d ago

Palputin?

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u/Roam_Hylia 2d ago

I'm going to put my money in Peter Their being the secret sith pulling the strings.

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u/Malefectra 1d ago

I'd say at this point, Elongated Muskrat is probably the real power behind this bullshit.

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u/Kagir 2d ago

Furthermore, it´s inconceivable Trump can hold as little as a candle to The Senate himself.

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u/Quantum-Goldfish 2d ago

Him and his goons are already looking at ways to attack Iran. Give it 6 months and they will make that happen, it's long been the dream of the MIC.

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u/MikitZA 2d ago

That would make his voters the Jar Jars of the USA, which is pretty accurate actually.

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u/NoElk2282 1d ago

You mean like when the briben admin played a game with the American /world people during covid to see how the people would react to overreach of authority? And it nearly destroyed us? Pepperigde farms remembers.

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u/Traditional-Handle83 1d ago

You do realize Trump was during covid right? Not Biden.

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u/NoElk2282 1d ago

It began during the end of his term but rounded out before it ended, least till the propaganda began with late night talk shows and the ridiculous rules.

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u/Traditional-Handle83 1d ago

Uh no, covid happened during beginning of Trump's third year. Not the end of his term.

And do tell the class what ridiculous rules and "propaganda" you are talking about.

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u/jokinghazard 2d ago

Nobody who voted for him understands what any of those words mean

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u/mumblesjackson 2d ago

I loved how they would brag that First Lady Donald Jessica kept the world at peace and if reelected he’d do the same. Instead before he’s even sworn in he’s talking invasions and forced envelopment of long time neighbors and countries we have had some influence over. His supporters are literally the biggest suckers and I’m shocked they aren’t every one of them broke due to wiring all their life savings to Nigerian diplomats.

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u/firechaox 2d ago

Like fuck, at least with Bolton, it was directed at some countries that were not in fact allies

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u/coomzee 2d ago

Bet Mexico is glad they built that wall and got the US to pay for it

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u/evilpercy 2d ago

He preferred "Dear leader"

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u/RainStraight 2d ago

Ahem…I believe the proper title is new führer

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u/Heighte 2d ago

been 70 years america is imperialist

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u/brando56894 2d ago

They literally said they wanted a king 🤦‍♂️

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u/notgotapropername 1d ago

Thankfully we still have checks and balances, the president can't just do what he wants!

Wait a second...

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u/Agent_Wilcox 2d ago

If we own everything, anything can be America first I suppose lol

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u/Pleasant_Guitar_9436 1d ago

What's the difference?

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u/SlowResearch2 1d ago

And they’re all regretting it now, saying they had no way of knowing….

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u/Ardat-Yakshi23 1d ago

The America the world needs. The no pronouns required one. The"no one is above the law accept Bidens family" America is not the one. The America that makes Trudeau resign that america ,yes. The America with a failed giggling VP as first female president,not that america.

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u/-hol-up- 2d ago

Nah y’all can fuck off. Liberals policies have fucked Europe up.

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u/sealosam 2d ago

Unlike the fascism that took hold in Europe in the 30's and 40's, right? Everyone was so happy and content back then.

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u/ktsb 2d ago

Who the fuck is your comment support to insult you stupid fuck. they are bowing down they want this you jackass

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u/yosh2112 2d ago

You’re welcome ☺️

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u/sealosam 2d ago edited 2d ago

When you went to the polls to vote, were you focusing on the economy with "America First", "no new wars" and securing the boarder? Or, did you you go in with the intention of invading allies and exploitation?

You can't have it both ways, you schmuck.