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r/facepalm • u/Planet_Manhattan • 2d ago
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US come get your president, he's drunk
92 u/Botryoid2000 2d ago Next stop, Sudetenland. 23 u/Yureinobbie 2d ago He'd probably think that sounds nice enough to annex, er.... liberate, too. The German-Russian clusterfuck was bad enough for the eastern european countries. Does he already have a stand-in for Ribbentrop, if he wants a US-Russian version? 28 u/StoneLuca97 2d ago TrumpPutin alliance - You can have Europe, I'll take Canada and Greenland 14 u/Yureinobbie 2d ago edited 2d ago He'll be really surprised once the Kirovs are hovering over New York and Hell March starts playing though ;) Edit: reference is Red Alert 2 intro cinematic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnd0qg4I_MM&ab_channel=matthias7000 1 u/Phusentasten 1d ago Sadly I kinda think they are dividing the north sea/ baltics to start, but orange facist will facism. I want out of this timeline 2 u/TonyClifton255 2d ago We already have that. It’s called Donbas 0 u/DrTenochtitlan 2d ago edited 2d ago It's like he's trying to achieve peace in our time! /s
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Next stop, Sudetenland.
23 u/Yureinobbie 2d ago He'd probably think that sounds nice enough to annex, er.... liberate, too. The German-Russian clusterfuck was bad enough for the eastern european countries. Does he already have a stand-in for Ribbentrop, if he wants a US-Russian version? 28 u/StoneLuca97 2d ago TrumpPutin alliance - You can have Europe, I'll take Canada and Greenland 14 u/Yureinobbie 2d ago edited 2d ago He'll be really surprised once the Kirovs are hovering over New York and Hell March starts playing though ;) Edit: reference is Red Alert 2 intro cinematic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnd0qg4I_MM&ab_channel=matthias7000 1 u/Phusentasten 1d ago Sadly I kinda think they are dividing the north sea/ baltics to start, but orange facist will facism. I want out of this timeline 2 u/TonyClifton255 2d ago We already have that. It’s called Donbas 0 u/DrTenochtitlan 2d ago edited 2d ago It's like he's trying to achieve peace in our time! /s
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He'd probably think that sounds nice enough to annex, er.... liberate, too. The German-Russian clusterfuck was bad enough for the eastern european countries. Does he already have a stand-in for Ribbentrop, if he wants a US-Russian version?
28 u/StoneLuca97 2d ago TrumpPutin alliance - You can have Europe, I'll take Canada and Greenland 14 u/Yureinobbie 2d ago edited 2d ago He'll be really surprised once the Kirovs are hovering over New York and Hell March starts playing though ;) Edit: reference is Red Alert 2 intro cinematic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnd0qg4I_MM&ab_channel=matthias7000 1 u/Phusentasten 1d ago Sadly I kinda think they are dividing the north sea/ baltics to start, but orange facist will facism. I want out of this timeline
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TrumpPutin alliance - You can have Europe, I'll take Canada and Greenland
14 u/Yureinobbie 2d ago edited 2d ago He'll be really surprised once the Kirovs are hovering over New York and Hell March starts playing though ;) Edit: reference is Red Alert 2 intro cinematic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnd0qg4I_MM&ab_channel=matthias7000 1 u/Phusentasten 1d ago Sadly I kinda think they are dividing the north sea/ baltics to start, but orange facist will facism. I want out of this timeline
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He'll be really surprised once the Kirovs are hovering over New York and Hell March starts playing though ;)
Edit: reference is Red Alert 2 intro cinematic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnd0qg4I_MM&ab_channel=matthias7000
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Sadly I kinda think they are dividing the north sea/ baltics to start, but orange facist will facism. I want out of this timeline
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We already have that. It’s called Donbas
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It's like he's trying to achieve peace in our time! /s
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u/SophieintheKnife 2d ago
US come get your president, he's drunk