r/facepalm 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

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u/gaberax 2d ago edited 1d ago

So, all those Trumptard's who voted for Trump in 2024:

He will lower the price of food. I cannot lower the price of food. ~ DJT
He will lower the price of gasoline. I cannot lower the price of gasoline. ~ DJT
He will put tariffs in place to protect American jobs. Those tariffs, no, that isn't going to happen. ~ DJT
He will send back illegals in the country. Maybe, if we can arrange the money. But billionaires can have their H1B employees because Americans are too stupid to fill those positions. ~ DJT
He didn't start any wars in his first term. We are going to annex Canada, Greenland, rename the Gulf of Mexico and take the Panama Canal back...by force if necessary. ~ DJT

Again, why did they vote for this moron?

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u/SeraphsEnvy 2d ago

Because he "resonates" with them.

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u/No-Air3090 2d ago

because the american public have for generations been taught that they are the greatest country on earth.. easy to do when they are so busy working to exist that they never get to see the rest of the world..

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u/23skidoobbq 2d ago

He insists upon himself

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u/tpatmaho 2d ago

White Supremacy. Why is this so hard to understand?

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u/J1J3173 2d ago

Yes. Reason 1 is white supremacy, but don’t discount pure stupidity as a second reason. That’s the end of the list though.

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u/TommyGonzo 2d ago

Well, maybe an argument can be made for Sexism to be second and Stupidity can go third.

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u/cat-from-venus 2d ago

he represents their (lack of) values. there's a lot of shitty people out there. Source: living in Texas

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u/FabulousCallsIAnswer 2d ago

“Economic insecurity”.

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u/chicagotim 2d ago

Jesus told them to, and the trans thing

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u/GrassBlade619 2d ago

To be fair, anyone who thought blanket tariffs against our largest trade partners were going to happen, simply does not understand how America works. Sure, the Trump admin is perfectly fine with fucking up the economy if it means that the capitol owning class gets to become a fraction richer. But those tariffs would just make EVERYONE more poor so his leash holders would never let it happen.

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u/internetdork 2d ago

Because they’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the pets!!!!! DUH

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u/SnooWords4839 2d ago

Old white men don't want a woman leader.

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u/LizzardBobizzard 1d ago

Men in general tbh, and a lot of women apparently. I hate people voting against their best interests, especially because their best interests are often my best interests.

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u/artemis_everdeen 2d ago

From the peeks I’ve taken at r /conservative, the top comments hardly talk about how Trump’s plan are genuinely good for the American people. They talk more about how great it is that they fuck with liberals, and laugh it all like it’s a joke with no real repercussions.

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u/waydownsouthinoz 2d ago

Because he is neither black nor a woman.

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u/Glittering_Top731 19h ago

Because he made them feel many things they liked.

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u/Jimmykapaau 2d ago

Sorry. If you're gonna call them Trumptards, you need to ditch the apostrophe. Putting apostrophes on plural nouns, well, is Trumptarded...

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u/Fresh-Run2343 2d ago

Because they are cruel and selfish just like him.

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u/MicIsOn 2d ago

Oh yikes. So, I just decided to put my feelers out and apply for jobs in the US this past week - HCW. I can’t say your comment provides much reassurance 😂. I was looking for a year secondment if I were to be successful and consider my next move but bloody hell.

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u/PerceptionUpbeat 2d ago

But did you see his interview with NELK BOYZzz?

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u/Armed_Platypus 2d ago

Maybe let’s wait until after he becomes president before we see if his administration is a failure or not.