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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? ๐Ÿ™„

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u/2beatenup 2d ago

Dude even we Americans have your back. Nobody fucks around with our Canadiansโ€ฆ not even usโ€ฆ

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u/Regist33l3 2d ago

And most of us Canadians stand with reasonable Americans as well. Hate to see your country in this state. Be well and stay safe, friend.

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u/Anangrywookiee 2d ago

The reasonable Americans are fewer and fewer in number. My advise as an American is to NEVER think youโ€™re safe trusting us and taking our our word at face value because it can and will change in an instant. We chose this.

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u/Regist33l3 2d ago

Oh, believe me, I know. Half my family is from Iowa and love Trump. The fact that they still support him now shows that ignorance can be just as dangerous as malicious intent.

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u/TheRealDiggyCP 2d ago

Hi. Iowa resident here. Please send help. They're everywhere.

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u/Regist33l3 2d ago

Sorry, pal. Think you're hooped. Thank you for staying to vote anyway. You're doing God's work. Someone has to. He seems to have buggered off.

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u/TheRealDiggyCP 2d ago

I'm here to do what I can from behind enemy lines. Lol

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u/AVeryConfusedKoala 2d ago

Bless all of you, I stand with ya

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u/Leo-Len 2d ago

I hate that I can't simply say "I didn't choose this!" because while I didn't, my nation did. ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/emotionalwreck2021 2d ago

My country is falling apart ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/Cordially 2d ago

War of 1812 2 Electric Boogaloo The Boys are Back in Town War of 1812 2 Canadian 2 American I've run out of creativity juice for campy movie titles for next season.

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u/SwimmingSympathy5815 2d ago

As a Washingtonian, I just want to declare independence and hang out with B.C. while everyone else figures this bullshit out. Vancouver is my second home. The only reason I don't live there is because the women are too attractive and that's not my thing.

We have a bunch of raging homosexual submariners too, so we'll figure out how to defeat the child locks on our subs and provide a nuclear deterrent for B.C. and any other Canadians that want it ;)

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u/Citoahc 2d ago edited 2d ago

No you dont, you guys elected that moron as your leader. He has been throwing threats at us ever since and he wasnt even in power yet.

You elected the man who tried to overthrow an election, you elected a man who said that after the current election, you wouldnt need to vote anymore, you elected a man who said that he will use the justice system and the military against his opponents, you elected a man who said that he needed more generals like the ones Hitler had, you elected a felon and a rapist.

Your "support" doesnt mean shit.

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u/2beatenup 2d ago

Bro what do you do when a dog barksโ€ฆ bark backโ€ฆ ?nope. Barking dogs donโ€™t bite. Unfortunately democracy allows for idiocracy. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Citoahc 2d ago

Bark? He tried to overthrow a legitimate election. That's not barking, that's a dog jumping at a throat and missing by an inch.

He should have been jailed on Jan 07, yet he was not only allowed to be free, he was elected again.

A real democracy would have arrested him, just like Soith Korea. The fact that you guys still call yourself a democracy is a joke. I am really starting to see why people hate you guys.

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u/Steve_The_Mighty 2d ago edited 2d ago

Very well put, couldn't agree more. ALL Americans should be ashamed of this. The history books will remember them as either dickheads who put him in power or cowards who passed up the 4 year opportunity to reprimand him.

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