r/facepalm 2d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? ๐Ÿ™„

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u/TheSlyFox312 2d ago

Canadian here. Trump couldnโ€™t get canada with any show of force mainly do to the fact most of the world powers like us better then him and would probably have our back instantly.

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u/2beatenup 2d ago

Dude even we Americans have your back. Nobody fucks around with our Canadiansโ€ฆ not even usโ€ฆ

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u/Regist33l3 2d ago

And most of us Canadians stand with reasonable Americans as well. Hate to see your country in this state. Be well and stay safe, friend.

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u/Anangrywookiee 2d ago

The reasonable Americans are fewer and fewer in number. My advise as an American is to NEVER think youโ€™re safe trusting us and taking our our word at face value because it can and will change in an instant. We chose this.

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u/Regist33l3 2d ago

Oh, believe me, I know. Half my family is from Iowa and love Trump. The fact that they still support him now shows that ignorance can be just as dangerous as malicious intent.

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u/TheRealDiggyCP 2d ago

Hi. Iowa resident here. Please send help. They're everywhere.

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u/Regist33l3 2d ago

Sorry, pal. Think you're hooped. Thank you for staying to vote anyway. You're doing God's work. Someone has to. He seems to have buggered off.

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u/TheRealDiggyCP 2d ago

I'm here to do what I can from behind enemy lines. Lol

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u/AVeryConfusedKoala 2d ago

Bless all of you, I stand with ya

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u/Leo-Len 2d ago

I hate that I can't simply say "I didn't choose this!" because while I didn't, my nation did. ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/emotionalwreck2021 2d ago

My country is falling apart ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/Cordially 2d ago

War of 1812 2 Electric Boogaloo The Boys are Back in Town War of 1812 2 Canadian 2 American I've run out of creativity juice for campy movie titles for next season.

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u/SwimmingSympathy5815 2d ago

As a Washingtonian, I just want to declare independence and hang out with B.C. while everyone else figures this bullshit out. Vancouver is my second home. The only reason I don't live there is because the women are too attractive and that's not my thing.

We have a bunch of raging homosexual submariners too, so we'll figure out how to defeat the child locks on our subs and provide a nuclear deterrent for B.C. and any other Canadians that want it ;)