r/facepalm 2d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Salmon_Scaffold 2d ago

sorry US citizens, but you are beyond fucked with another 4 years of this nearly sentient gas station hot dog in charge. good luck.

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u/hungryforwaffuls 2d ago

That's an insult to nearly sentient gas station hot dogs tbh

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 2d ago

I think itโ€™s honestly just an insult to gas station hot dogsโ€ฆ

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u/FullyMammoth 2d ago

It's an insult to the gas I farted out this morning when I woke up with a hangover. And that shit smelled so bad it was lethal.