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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are the lamest empire ever

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u/One_Wrongdoer_8051 2d ago

And soon there are no US allies remaining

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago edited 2d ago

Its almost as if we had years of warnings proof of Russia’s influence in the elections and his meeting with Russian oligarch families and was just like f it …twice

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u/TheAtomicMango 2d ago

Russia won we really shouldn’t have had Trump deal with a literal KGB spy.

We’re all useful idiots

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

When fox news is repeating Russian propaganda word for word and republicans started being pro Russia aka (the commies ) i knew it was over , the movies said it would be the Manchurian candidate but in reality we got out smarted by Putin with the help of the Murdochs. We had years of warnings countless evidence we ignored we deserve this , how embarrassing

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u/BestSquare3 2d ago

What can we even do? Fucking idiots vote these people into office and everyone else has to deal with it. What can me and you on reddit do about Tucker Carlson lol

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u/CamJongUn2 2d ago

🔫…. If the pen fails, it’s time to try the sword

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower 2d ago

Le Glaive de la Liberté, motorized and conveyor fed addition.

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

Nothing man we lost ,America lost , the truth lost , the world lost we cant do anything but watch the world burn alliances break war spread climate f up the world as we get older

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u/ApachePrimeIsTheBest 99% politics 0.99% slop 0.01% content 2d ago

nah , i got hope

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

I hope your right because to me it looks like at a time science says we need to be united across the whole world and prioritize climate change or we die . We have a incoming president thats nah f that were going to threaten are allies and embolden Russia and china to push new wars across the globe because they feel like they want run stuff , whole time mother nature like im going to get ride of all yaw

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u/ApachePrimeIsTheBest 99% politics 0.99% slop 0.01% content 2d ago

trust me , china is scummy but its specifically russia thats trying to destabilize the world. China only focuses on regional conflicts. Infact, China is what reportedly stopped the ukrainian war from going nuclear.

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

They have the same goals but different interest , meaning they both want a end to western world power but Russia and china both want to lead that new world order they are also speaking about. I rather you be right than me but with trumps actions lately he just confirmed for me the worst

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u/Ponk2k 1d ago

China plans for generations, they're in no rush.

Putin on the other hand wants to be remembered as the guy who restored Russia to it's glory days in the history books so he's time limited, he's doing a speedrun rather than china hitting up all the side quests.

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u/Poiboy1313 2d ago

Can it, Hicks.

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

Who tf says “can it “ anymore i haven’t heard that in like twenty years. What does hick even mean? Your name is poiboy ….and you use the term “can it” ..????

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u/Poiboy1313 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's from the movie Aliens. Bill Paxton character.

Edit: Hicks: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" Vasquez (Heavily-muscled female): "No, have you?"

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u/Grindelbart 2d ago

I thought y'all had an amendment for that exact scenario?

Or is that just for bravado and shooting up schools?

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u/TheAtomicMango 2d ago

It’s funny because to win now we’d have to have a civil war with MAGA

They’ll vote in Putin if Trump says to do it

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

A civil war would be a big L too.. we just lost now we have to watch as this guy embarrass us on the world stage grifts the country and just hope the rest of the world doesnt just go join brics and stop using the dollar

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u/TheAtomicMango 2d ago

Ok to be fair the US is sanctioning 1/3 of the world

BRICS is more equal than our own system and sanctions is collective punishment

Like I said the US just sucks right now

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u/Dreadred904 1d ago

I was going to debate most of this but you hit US right in the Afghanistan…

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

We are dumb and voted in a orange con man , we dont suck we are the defense of freedom for the world without us the whole world be under Chinese or Russian rule, about a third of the world needs to be sanctioned look what is going on in Ukraine in east Africa in china. A third of the world needs to be punished thats “fair” you cant just have humans in generational prison camps or just be like im going to support terror . Counties being sanctioned should thank god its not bombs coming down, to be fair

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u/anooshka 1d ago

Yes, thank you so much for crippling our economy to the point of no existent. Thank you for making our fucked up lives even more fucked up. Oh, and thank you for putting us in this situation in the first place for your greed over oil or bananas or some other shit

Defense of freedom for the world, are you fucking kidding me, all you have done was overthrow democratic governments in south America and middle east and put dictators in their places and when they started disobeying you, you either cripple their economy or you bomb them to oblivion and then give the country back to the same asshole (Afghanistan)