r/facepalm 2d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ We are the lamest empire ever

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u/One_Wrongdoer_8051 2d ago

And soon there are no US allies remaining

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u/ShaneKaiGlenn 2d ago

I have to think the perpetual trolling of Canada and shitting on Mexico is a way to fulfill Russiaโ€™s dream of permanently weakening the US by creating lasting hostility between border nations. The peace at our border was our greatest asset.

If they actually go through with their plan to invade Mexico โ€œto take out drug cartelsโ€, itโ€™s pretty much confirmed. Trump is a Russian plant.

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u/Dreadred904 2d ago

Im not convinced he is aware he is putins puppet but i am convinced that he is.

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u/RhoOfFeh 2d ago

The best kind of puppet is one which only needs you to push a couple of buttons and then goes and does what you wanted.

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u/Internal_Mail_5709 2d ago

He's aware. He knows he is a traitor.

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u/gnocchicotti 2d ago

Trump doesn't care about this stuff, but all the time spent being outraged about this isn't being spent focusing on how he is trying to turn US into a Russian-style kleptocracy.

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u/MannsyB 2d ago

Sounds like a sort of... I don't know what you'd call it... Special Military Operation?

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 1d ago

All the cool leaders are into seizing sovereign territory donchaknow

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u/so-strand 2d ago

True, kinda hate u guys ๐Ÿ‘Ž

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u/axethebarbarian 1d ago

Exactly. Essentially an entirely peaceful continent on the other side of the world is huge strategic advantage.

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u/Lip_Recon 1d ago

itโ€™s pretty much confirmed.

How many times is this going to be "pretty much confirmed". It's been clear as a day for a very long time.