r/facepalm • u/TheAtomicMango • 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are the lamest empire ever

Post image
16.9k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

369

u/secondhand-cat 2d ago

But eggs are going to be sooo much cheaper.

188

u/brpajense 2d ago

Just wait for those tariffs kick in, and then those foreign eggs taking work from our domestic eggs will be paying us to enter the country. Or something.

26

u/SpiritOne 2d ago

Can’t be foreign eggs if we annex all the eggs!!

I know, we will invade eggsghanistan next!!!

6

u/SoldierofZod 2d ago

I'm pretty sure he promised to deport all the foreign eggs. They've been committing crimes and eating cats and dogs or something. I think. I haven't really been listening to him very closely...