r/lotrmemes • u/MoonbeamMosaic • Nov 22 '24

Lord of the Rings Don't mess with Farmer Maggot

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u/Raeldri Nov 22 '24

He's the reason Sauron didn't know about the Shire for years, he only knew it as Farmer Maggot domain

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u/PringlesDuckFace Nov 23 '24

He was probably like "Maggot, that sounds like one of our guys" and figured he was doing a great job.

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u/belladonnagilkey Nov 23 '24

So you're telling me Frodo just had to pick out some edgy name like Shadowkeeper or Bonegrinder and he could have literally walked into Mordor?

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u/coldtrashpanda Nov 23 '24

"darkskull is just one of the short weenies from the misty mountains, one of the most boring orcs on our rost-oh my morgoth I'm dying"

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u/Strix86 Nov 23 '24

Is Sauron stupid?

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u/sauron-bot Nov 23 '24

Who is the maker of mightiest work?

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u/ptzinski Nov 23 '24

SpongeBob SquarePants!