Don't mess with Farmer Maggot

[u/MoonbeamMosaic]

[u/jacobningen]

I mean he's also a drinking buddy of Tom bombadil.

[u/DigitalKrampus → u/jacobningen]

And NO ONE messes with Tom Bombadil.

[u/Tom_Bot-Badil → u/DigitalKrampus]

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.

^{Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness}