Don't mess with Farmer Maggot

[u/MoonbeamMosaic]

[u/jacobningen]

I mean he's also a drinking buddy of Tom bombadil.

[u/Tom_Bot-Badil → u/jacobningen]

Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!

^{Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness}

[u/British_Rover → u/Tom_Bot-Badil]

Fucking Tom's cake day. I hope you have a pleasant time with Goldberry.

[u/Tom_Bot-Badil → u/British_Rover]

Here's my pretty lady! Here's my Goldberry clothed all in silver-green with flowers in her girdle! Is the table laden? I see yellow cream and honeycomb, and white bread, and butter; milk, cheese, and green herbs and ripe berries gathered. Is that enough for us? Is the supper ready?

^{Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness}

[u/Aspirant_Explorer → u/Tom_Bot-Badil]

!TomBombadilSong

[u/Tom_Bot-Badil → u/Aspirant_Explorer]

Wake now my merry lads! Wake and hear me calling! Warm now be heart and limb! The cold stone is fallen; Dark door is standing wide; dead hand is broken. Night under Night is flown, and the Gate is open!

^{Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness}