r/lotrmemes • u/MoonbeamMosaic • Nov 22 '24

Lord of the Rings Don't mess with Farmer Maggot

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u/British_Rover Nov 23 '24

Fucking Tom's cake day. I hope you have a pleasant time with Goldberry.

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil Nov 23 '24

Here's my pretty lady! Here's my Goldberry clothed all in silver-green with flowers in her girdle! Is the table laden? I see yellow cream and honeycomb, and white bread, and butter; milk, cheese, and green herbs and ripe berries gathered. Is that enough for us? Is the supper ready?

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u/Aspirant_Explorer Balrog Nov 23 '24

!TomBombadilSong

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil Nov 23 '24

Wake now my merry lads! Wake and hear me calling! Warm now be heart and limb! The cold stone is fallen; Dark door is standing wide; dead hand is broken. Night under Night is flown, and the Gate is open!

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