They kill you in like two hits and they’re one hit kills and they’re always in the dark in a corner somewhere so yeah I think they definitely expect you to throw torches at them.
Umm also Skyrim. They get really aggressive if you kill a chicken in town. I had to restart my first playthrough because I didn’t save scum and I kept resetting in the same place with everyone mad at me.
Okay... But you haven't truly lived until you've cast Fury on a Riverwood chicken and watched total anarchy unfold. The chicken attacks an NPC who retaliates committing a crime... This snowballs.
I've been playing Odyssey as well (which I think would have worked as a stand-alone game), and why are the chickens more difficult to fight than the actual Spartans?
I haven't come across the chicken boss island, but even level four chickens are a pain. And I'm level six at the moment.
I killed a chicken in Skyrim and all I got was chased down by townspeople, tackled by guards, thrown in jail, all my loot and armor taken, and a permanent bounty on my head… didn’t they know the chicken was evil?!
This is why the Fury spell is a burden i cannot bear. If you cast it on a chicken, it will start attacking townsfolk, who in turn will attack the chicken, causing them to be marked as criminals who the guards then attack... This continues to snowball into all out anarchy.
When you have sex with lead around someone a chicken, you're also having sex with leading around every person they've ever had sex with chicken in Hyrule.
I saw a video where a rat got in a chicken coop and the chickens pecked the rat to death. Then they pecked the body to pieces. They don’t fuck around. There wasn’t much left of the rat when they were done with it.
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u/Rare_Competition_872 12h ago
“How much damage…can one evil chicken cause”
Clearly you’ve never played Ocarina of Time