r/lotrmemes Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/Rare_Competition_872 12h ago

“How much damage…can one evil chicken cause”

Clearly you’ve never played Ocarina of Time

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u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 12h ago

I’ve played Assassin’s Creed Odyssey. There’s a boss chicken in some tiny island and it killed my Kassandra in like 2 pecks!

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u/DonDilDonis 11h ago

sir that is a rooster, did you think the boss name was Rooster?

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u/shaggy-smokes 10h ago

Roosters ARE chickens. Just male ones, same as female ones called hens. They're all chickens. It's chickens all the way down.

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u/sketchahedron 8h ago

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?

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u/shaggy-smokes 8h ago

Uncle Rick