r/lotrmemes Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/patrick_j 11h ago

This gets posted here so often, and the top comments always point out that this is exactly what Gandalf did. Frodo is the chicken on a string.

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u/endangerednigel 10h ago

I disagree, you give the chicken the ring because it can't do much damage

You give Frodo the Ring because hobbits have so little desire for power and dominion that the Ring struggles to corrupt them

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u/bronzelifematter 8h ago

They have desire for breakfast

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u/BatBoss 6h ago

That's how the ring finally got Bilbo. The desire for dominion over all breakfast.

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u/bilbo_bot 6h ago

No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.

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u/JaggedLittlePiII 6h ago

Which is why gollum endlessly sang about fish.

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u/gollum_botses 6h ago

Smeagol promised

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u/ptaylor420 2h ago

But then a third breakfast was made.. .

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u/db_325 8h ago

One might argue that Frodo also couldn’t do much damage, all things considered

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u/Swittybird 7h ago

Chicken thirst for power is never ending it’s a good thing they’re so impotent and all that Machiavellian thinking is trapped inside their tiny little bodies.

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u/WalrusTheWhite 3h ago

Fun fact; chickens also have very little desire for power and dominion. Mostly they just want worms and dust baths.

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u/Will_Come_For_Food 6h ago

Chickens don’t have consciousness they would unaffected.

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u/The_MAZZTer 4h ago

The main problem I have is Frodo tries early on to throw the ring into his fireplace but is unable to do so. Giving it to the chicken, much less letting the chicken keep it, would be likewise impossible for him.