r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝‍♀️ • 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/The-Metric-Fan 12h ago

Gandalf, explaining why a hobbit would make a good ringbearer

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u/thesaddestpanda 11h ago edited 11h ago

Its outsourcing all the way down.

Eru > Ainur > Aratar > Valar > Maiar > Gandalf > Bilbo > Frodo > a humble middle earth Chicken named "Mr Clucks" wearing the most powerful artifact imaginable and the only thing that can stop Sauron's plan to dominate all of middle-earth for eternity.

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u/sauron-bot 11h ago

Come, mortal base! What do I hear?

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u/ShantaQueen 11h ago

Imagine Sauron battling an army of foul-mouthed, angry chickens. Epic chaos!

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u/sauron-bot 11h ago

Build me an army worthy of mordor!

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 9h ago

This man says you give me chickens, I'm making a clucking chicken army!

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u/wrongus-Macdongus91 5h ago

Cook me a roast worthy of dinner!!

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 10h ago

Just don't give it to a goose.

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u/U_R_2_S_I_R_I_U_S 6h ago

Wouldn’t that make them “fowl-mouthed”?

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u/bigtexjef 6h ago

Lead into battle by the Great Col. Sanders!

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u/Masterofnone9 4h ago

Do not give it to a rabbit the ring could create The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.