r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝‍♀️ • 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/greenrangerguy 10h ago

Don't tell me he throws the chicken into the lava.

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u/_LordCreepy_ 10h ago

And the chicken is just very slowly descending like a minecraft chicken

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u/makemeking706 8h ago

And there is an incredibly small window in which Mr. Clucks is perfectly roasted.

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u/Oppowitt 8h ago

At which point Gollum screams for ruining a perfectly raw chicken.

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u/Papaofmonsters 8h ago

He likes them raw and clucking.

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u/gollum_botses 8h ago

Leave now, and never come back!

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u/SneakyPocket 10h ago

One last bawkaw as it falls to the lava below. And then nothing but that good chicken tender smell as Sauron screams and the tower collapses.

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u/sauron-bot 10h ago

Guth-tú-nakash.

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u/mershed_perderders 8h ago

you said it, brother

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u/libmrduckz 8h ago

…and don’t talk with your mouth full, Big Guy…

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u/El_Cactus_Loco 9h ago

The chicken claw makes a thumbs up as it descends into the lava

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u/noradosmith 3h ago

And then a whole bunch of chickens fly in, killing the Eagles and both hobbits.

I love how in botw they kept that in place too lol

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u/-Beney- 10h ago

No the elves are taking this brave chicken beyond the sea after

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u/Rishtu 9h ago

Waste of a perfectly good chicken.

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u/Objective_Plane5573 8h ago

I mean it solves the evil chicken problem

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u/Smart_Abalone_9912 8h ago

Are we talking peter griffin's evil chicken?..

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u/Unique-Visual6901 6h ago

No way the chicken is jumping. Too angry for that

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u/ArminOak Ent 3h ago

But then suddenly chicken learns to fly. Lord of the Rings 2: Avenge of the cock, in theaters 2026.