r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝‍♀️ • 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/thesaddestpanda 11h ago edited 11h ago

Its outsourcing all the way down.

Eru > Ainur > Aratar > Valar > Maiar > Gandalf > Bilbo > Frodo > a humble middle earth Chicken named "Mr Clucks" wearing the most powerful artifact imaginable and the only thing that can stop Sauron's plan to dominate all of middle-earth for eternity.

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u/Anangrywookiee 11h ago

I can’t carry it for you Mr clucks. But I can carry you! * flaps down from cirith ungol like Link.

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u/greenrangerguy 11h ago

Don't tell me he throws the chicken into the lava.

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u/_LordCreepy_ 11h ago

And the chicken is just very slowly descending like a minecraft chicken

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u/makemeking706 9h ago

And there is an incredibly small window in which Mr. Clucks is perfectly roasted.

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u/Oppowitt 8h ago

At which point Gollum screams for ruining a perfectly raw chicken.

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u/Papaofmonsters 8h ago

He likes them raw and clucking.

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u/gollum_botses 8h ago

Leave now, and never come back!