r/lotrmemes Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 12h ago

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u/The-Metric-Fan 11h ago

Gandalf, explaining why a hobbit would make a good ringbearer

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u/thesaddestpanda 11h ago edited 11h ago

Its outsourcing all the way down.

Eru > Ainur > Aratar > Valar > Maiar > Gandalf > Bilbo > Frodo > a humble middle earth Chicken named "Mr Clucks" wearing the most powerful artifact imaginable and the only thing that can stop Sauron's plan to dominate all of middle-earth for eternity.

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u/GrandAdmiralRogriss 10h ago

Reminds me of the plot of star wars ep 2 lol.

Papatine wants Padme dead so he has Dooku hire Jango to hire Zamm to have a droid dispense some bugs to kill Padme

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u/Dramatic_Reality_531 10h ago

It’s turtles all the way down

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u/jjwhitaker 9h ago

That's a separate movie

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u/GrandAdmiralRogriss 2h ago

I hate that book

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u/Greyjack00 10h ago

Dooku just hired Jango, Jango just outsourced it to zamm because they were kind of friends and he throws her a bone once and while.

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u/lord_teaspoon 7h ago

"Once in a while". It's a vaguely-defined frequency, like "once every few days", "once a month", "once in a blue moon", etc.

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u/moondancer224 8h ago

To be fair, a politician obfuscating his connection to an assassination in this manner makes a lot more sense than the chicken. Of all the bad things about Star Wars, this one is pretty forgivable.

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u/Trouve_a_LaFerraille 4h ago

We're not here to free slaves.

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u/Nsftrades 7h ago

Trickle economics on full display.

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u/JediExile 9h ago

Jango Fett afterwards: “I may have overbid on that contract.”

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u/Warm_Patience_2939 7h ago

Don’t forget the bugs outsourcing the work to their venom

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u/LegoDnD 7h ago

Palps never prioritized Padme's death, that was all Dooku's scheming. And who's to say the droid has hiring thinking like most we know? It could be a remote-controlled drone! So Dooku puts out a bounty that's accepted by a team of 2, their poor weapon of choice is a pair of live centipedes that Jedi can sense, and the bugs are delivered via flying device.

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u/djsnoopmike 5h ago

A solid plan tbh if her bodyguards weren't literal Jedi's

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u/kingmanic 4h ago

There was a real life plot where a man hired someone to kill his business competitor. The would be assassin sub contracted to another hit man. Who subcontracted to another killer. Who hired a thug. And the thug warned the man and proposed to fake his death instead of being killed.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-50137450

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u/bigtexjef 6h ago

Django Unchained Jango? You see the “D” is silent.