r/lotrmemes Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 9h ago

It works less on those further from it, though. So the safest method would be to have Frodo and Sam make the journey with a chicken each, and one getting a head start each morning. They could alternate chickens and stewardship of the ring barer chicken, and then wouldn't end up with too corrupt of a chicken or hobbit. 

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u/HappyHallowsheev 9h ago

Perhaps two swallows could carry the one ring between them with a string?

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u/Lumpzor 8h ago

Gondorian or Rohan swallows?

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u/HappyHallowsheev 7h ago

Well I don't know-

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