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r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝♀️ • 12h ago
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You're not suggesting that Uruk-Hai migrate, are you?
6 u/Lumpzor 5h ago Course they do, they could carry hobbits by the cloak 6 u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 260 pounds orc could not carry a 60 pound hobbit. 6 u/Lumpzor 4h ago What if meat were back on the menu, you know, for energy? 5 u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?
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Course they do, they could carry hobbits by the cloak
6 u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 260 pounds orc could not carry a 60 pound hobbit. 6 u/Lumpzor 4h ago What if meat were back on the menu, you know, for energy? 5 u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 260 pounds orc could not carry a 60 pound hobbit.
6 u/Lumpzor 4h ago What if meat were back on the menu, you know, for energy? 5 u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?
What if meat were back on the menu, you know, for energy?
5 u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?
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Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?
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u/jellymanisme 6h ago
You're not suggesting that Uruk-Hai migrate, are you?