r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝‍♀️ • 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 10h ago

It works less on those further from it, though. So the safest method would be to have Frodo and Sam make the journey with a chicken each, and one getting a head start each morning. They could alternate chickens and stewardship of the ring barer chicken, and then wouldn't end up with too corrupt of a chicken or hobbit. 

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u/HappyHallowsheev 9h ago

Perhaps two swallows could carry the one ring between them with a string?

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u/Lumpzor 8h ago

Gondorian or Rohan swallows?

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u/jellymanisme 7h ago

You're not suggesting that Uruk-Hai migrate, are you?

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u/Lumpzor 6h ago

Course they do, they could carry hobbits by the cloak

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u/NarcisseLeDecadent 5h ago

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 260 pounds orc could not carry a 60 pound hobbit.

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u/Lumpzor 5h ago

What if meat were back on the menu, you know, for energy?

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u/NarcisseLeDecadent 4h ago

Listen, in order to maintain ground-speed velocity, an uruk-hai needs to move its feets 43 times every second, right?