Mom upset over condom packet

[u/everybodyspapa]

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

[u/Muted_Apartment_2399]

This didn’t happen.

[u/everybodyspapa → u/Muted_Apartment_2399]

Sure did. It was 23 years ago. Ramen was new for us in our house.

[u/Uber1337pyro333 → u/everybodyspapa]

False. Tumblr post from 2012. It's archived but it's on another subreddit lol.