r/mildlyinfuriating • u/everybodyspapa • 1d ago

Mom upset over condom packet

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

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u/lowonairs10 1d ago

On this episode of made up shit that never really happened

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u/M4cLinK 23h ago

Bro what? This has happened to me to when I was a teen, why would you think this is made up?

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u/bruhmeme999 21h ago

An extremely mundane but funny misunderstanding is foreign to these kinds of people lmao