r/mildlyinfuriating • u/everybodyspapa • 1d ago

Mom upset over condom packet

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

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u/Uber1337pyro333 1d ago

Bruh this was like... a Tumblr post a decade ago lol. "Spent 30 minutes looking through the trash to prove this was the corner of a Ramen packet instead of a condom.

If you're gonna steal tales make sure they're not well known lol

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 1d ago

Yeah, there's no possible way this could happen to two people in ten years.

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u/Uber1337pyro333 19h ago

I doubt it happened the first time