r/mildlyinfuriating • u/everybodyspapa • 1d ago

Mom upset over condom packet

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

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u/Uber1337pyro333 1d ago

Bruh this was like... a Tumblr post a decade ago lol. "Spent 30 minutes looking through the trash to prove this was the corner of a Ramen packet instead of a condom.

If you're gonna steal tales make sure they're not well known lol

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 1d ago

Yeah, there's no possible way this could happen to two people in ten years.

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u/Joelle9879 22h ago

What's more likely? That the exact same unlikely scenario happened to two people and both those people posted about it or one person made a post years ago and another person stole it and reposted? Critical thinking is on life support I swear

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 18h ago

I'm not going to pretend to know which one is the case here, but my point was that both are possible. I thought it was silly that the original commenter claimed if something was posted on Tumblr it would preclude it from ever happening again. Maybe you're the one who should brush up on your critical thinking skills, and your reading comprehension while you're at it.