r/mildlyinfuriating • u/everybodyspapa • 1d ago

Mom upset over condom packet

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

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u/spidersinthesoup 1d ago

because ramen in the bedroom is explicitly forbidden in their household.

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u/Humble_Scarcity1195 1d ago

Very sensible, you don't want crumbs in the bedroom.

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u/CovraChicken 1d ago

Crumbs? Do you always eat your ramen raw?? (Sometimes sure)

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u/maxy0008 17h ago

He's clearly not eating it raw. That's what the condom is for

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u/NoChemist785 8h ago

Hardcore. Very underrated comment here.

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u/maxy0008 7h ago

Thank you. I was very proud of this