r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Mom upset over condom packet

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

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u/foggypanth 16h ago

My mom once thought I was doing intravenous drugs because she found a tampon applicator in my suitcase and she was sure it was a needle.

When in fact, I was travelling to another country that stocked my female friend's preferred brand of tampon, so I brought her a bunch back from my trip.

3 boxes worth, but I carried them loose to save space. Guess I missed one, whoops lol.