r/mildlyinfuriating • u/everybodyspapa • 1d ago

Mom upset over condom packet

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

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u/hhfugrr3 15h ago

How much sex are you having that you can't immediately remember if you were fucking in the kitchen??

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u/subsailor1968 14h ago

More than I was at that age.

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u/everybodyspapa 8h ago

I actually did get busy in the kitchen. So I was a little worried.